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23rd November 2015
11:45am GMT

Wine. In a can. For men. With some of the worst product blurb you will ever read, signalling the end of humanity. pic.twitter.com/buq8ykSpda
— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) November 22, 2015
Mancan comes in red, white and sparkling and has the super-cool slogan "Shut up and drink." Diageo are gonna love that - healthy approach to alcohol folks! The website states that the product was "thought up by a guy who lives in an old firehouse, walks to work with his dog, has two bikes and a trike, and wanted to move beyond stemware." "At Mancan we believe wine is for drinking, not pouring, and our 'notes' are more rock than classical. "Crush one at the game, throw one in your back pocket on a camping trip, or pop one open at your favourite dive bar. Just do us a favour and don't talk about the 'aroma'." Our advice? Relax.
"Feminists are so sensitive!" he said, sipping from his MANCAN, while doing up his Manbun, eating his Man Chips from his Man Bag. — end comment sections (@tauriqmoosa) November 23, 2015
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