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24th Oct 2016

This woman sends hilarious rejection letter to men who send her unwanted d*ck pics

Megan Roantree

That’s one way to deal with it.

When snapchat first came out, everyone was fairly excited. You may have thought ‘oh great, a new way to communicate with my friends’ but it quickly became something else entirely, and many people learn the hard way, by receiving unsolicited dick pics.

It’s difficult to know what to do in that situation, some may choose to ignore them, others will ask the person why they sent it and others delete the user entirely.

This woman, doesn’t do any of the above, and instead sends them a formal letter of rejection, and it’s perfect.

Sarah-Louise Jordan shared the image to Facebook explaining that, after receiving an unwanted image, it was the ‘English thing to do’ to write them a letter.

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“Dear Sir,

“Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.

“However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.

“The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:

“Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step by step guide to saying hello).

“How to appear as though you weren’t raised by wolves.

“Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

“How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants).

“AND

“Penis reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.

“We will also answer questions you might have such as:

“Do I have too much time on my hands?

“And

“Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?

“(Note: the number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.)

“Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions:

“An inventive critique of your pride & joy.

“AND

“A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.

“We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.

“Yours faithfully.”

Good banter, Sarah-Louise Jordan.

Can all girls who have experienced this please start using this as a reply?