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3rd August 2014
05:00pm BST

2. You can still achieve things by doing the least amount of work possible.
Look at April. PROMOTED!
3. Alcohol can help.
Occasionally. Not all the time but, occasionally.
4. Sometimes, you just can't deny feelings.
You can try for a really long time but if it's there, it's there.
5. Fitness isn't always fun.
In fact, some might say it's not fun at all.
6. If you're going to do something bad, do it right.
Don't make a half-assed effort at it!
7. You don't have to be positive all the time.
It's ok to have bad days. Not like Chris...
8. Never mess with a woman on a mission.
Especially if that woman is Leslie Knope.
9. Believe in yourself.
Even if you believe you are a wizard, that's fine too...
10. Always do your best.
Always.
11. LIVE YOUR LIFE!
Dance like no one is watching!
