University Dating Agency Awards Girl With “Horniest Student” Title

A month-long search for the "horniest student" in the UK has come to an end. The University Dating website, Shag at Uni, searched for a "sex-mad" student that deserved the newly created title of "Horniest Student 2013." Twenty-year-old, Elina Desaine, from Exeter University received the sash and tiara, having "beat off " hundreds of other applicants to be crowned the winner. "I should be the UK's horniest student because I have sex with at least 2 / 3 different people a week. Sometimes I go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my 'shag list' and do it in the computer room (I've done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!"[sic] Elina crowned the winner of Shag at Uni's 'Horniest Student.' According to the site, that promises students a space "to get laid any night of the week and not have any of the strings attached with dating," Elina was, "ecstatic and proclaimed this was her proudest achievement to date." Elina's winning attribute was her promiscuity in university and the essay detailing her sexual ambitions, which includes bedding one of her lecturers. Tom Thurlow, creator of Shag at Uni, spoke of his delight with the overall winner. "As soon as I saw Elina’s entry I knew we had a particularly wild girl on our hands," he said. "I love the fact she uses her position in the computer science club to have sex in the computer room. She even told me how the computer science club is perfect because it’s full of guys! After meeting with Elina personally I am 100% confident I have found the horniest student in the country.”   Shag at Uni creator, Tom Thurlow awards Elina with her new title. For her endeavours, Elina also received a year's supply of condoms, £500 in cash, a new mobile phone, an unspecified amount of alcohol and a year’s membership with Shag at Uni to ensure she continues her antics.   Hat-tip: Jezebel