If you’ve been finding it tough to track down your prince charming, then you might be interested in getting a little help from a friend. Or a brother.
Sammy Maalen has been single for just over a year – so her brother Kyle decided to bring a whole new meaning to online dating – putting his sister up for sale on eBay.
The 28-year old markets his sister on an auction “Date my sister 27”, and he wasn’t shy in the ad details:
‘Firstly this is a serious advert. My sister is 27-years-old originally from London but now lives in Cardiff and is slim and curvy, 5 ft 4 blue eyes dark hair. Very bubbly and outgoing. She not a party animal and very faithful. No kids but would like kids eventually.
‘My sister is unlucky with finding a real man. So me and my family are looking for someone who is a great guy who is genuine. Loving. Faithfull. Normal. And just very down to earth.
‘Also musts are Must have a job. No bums please. Must have a car or be willing to commute if your far away. Must be decent looking.’
With starting bids of £50, Sammy does come with free postage and packaging, but bidders are warned that the item has been ‘previously used’. (We would want to kill him if we hadn’t already.)
Sammy, who works with her brother Kyle in the family business in Cardiff told Metro UK:
“I was absolutely livid when I saw what Kyle had done. Kyle has been threatening for years to put me on eBay but I never took him seriously, so I was shocked to see myself on there – it was quite scary. It was funny but listing me as used definitely wasn’t – the cheek of it.”
We think we’ll stick to Tinder thanks.
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