We've never thought about male masturbation as murder, until now. Three Irish lads have started a revolution to encourage "procreation, not recreation."
S.P.E.R.M. the society for the prevention of the endangered reproduction of mankind, addresses the 'issue' that billions of potentials lives are lost at the hands of males all over the world.
Their message is clear, "stroking the sausage", "cracking one off", or a "hand shandy", is not harmless activity, and is in fact murder.
The lads want the "needless slaughter spree" to end.
"We were all sperm once and we were given the opportunity to live, so why deny your seed this precious chance."
Lets all come together and appreciate this stroke of genius...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH-e5KbI8x8
Video via YouTube/AkaMcFehilly
Hat tip: Our pal Yvonne Fitzgerald who sent us this one on Facebook – thanks Yvonne!
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