VIDEO: “Rhyming Kodak With Feckin’ Kodak” – Kildare Footballer Pens Hilarious Song To Pitbull

Kildare footballer, Michael Konstantin, might just be Her.ie's new favourite person, thanks to this next video. Konstantin decided to put pen to paper and write about his beef with Pitbull and a few others successful artists. The Lilywhites man isn't a huge fan of 'Mr. Worldwide', Will.I.Am, or Conor Maynard, and expresses his frustrations at folk who are. The YouTube description reads: "Original song I wrote about how much I love Pitbull and some other musical artists....(don't be taking any offense to it now Pit, and the other lads, it's only a bit of craic)"[sic] The footballer makes a suggestion in his song, "Maybe if I scream and shout, I'll make money without selling out." Michael, we don't doubt it for a minute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqYfuDf7g4&fb_source=message Thankfully Michael has typed out the lyrics so we can all sing along. I'm Sick of Pitbull (Non-Explicit Version): I'm sick of hearing Pitbull on the radio And songs that just go oh oh oh It just, doesn't make sense to me Why people love them genuinely Is this what music is all about Well maybe if I scream and shout Maybe if I scream and shout I'll make money without selling out Will.I.AM can just **** off, he doesn't sing or rap well he just talks And uses autotune now and then, and says awh baby yeah, again and again and again Throws a few full stops into his name, for that little bit of extra fame Well he knows how to play this game, for emphasis make sure lyrics are always the same Lyrics are always the same, lyrics are always the same Awh yeah baby yeah baby awh baby yeah in the mother****** club baby awh baby yeah Well these lyrics they change my life, I can feel it inside Yeno it really makes me want to cry Chorus Conor Maynard's not bad, are you having a laugh? What kinda flippin statement is that? But then he's a millionaire, so if I was him I wouldn't care And get everyone else to write my songs, girls in skimpy clothes to dance along So nobody would listen to me, they'd be all distracted by the girls they see And the final straw came with Pitbull, and his lyrical skills Rhyming kodak with f*ckin kodak, down my spine sent a shrill And I simply had enough, and I had to draw a line So I turned off the radio, for the last f*cking time Chorus x 2 Video via YouTube/Michael Konstantin. Check out his Facebook page here. Tip of the hat to Mick O'Grady for sending this one our way - Thanks Mick!