VIDEO: “This is my goddamn alley b*tch,” This Woman REALLY Loves Rhubarb

There we were thinking that we had neighbours from hell…

“Crazy Rhubarb Lady” as she is now known thanks to the Internet has quickly an online sensation, simply because she manages to squeeze more f**ks in this four minute clip, than she does breaths.

Insults include; "This is goddamn alley property, bitch"

"My lawn mower was stolen, bitch… by a f**king pig"

"Don't call me sweetheart, honeybun… you f**kin' lezzie?"

"You don't know how to cook anyway."

And our personal favourite, "You Pinocchio f**kin' nose, go mind your own business." There is simply no comeback to that.

We can’t decide who she reminds us of. Whether it is Agnes Brown from Mrs. Brown’s Boys, Mama Fratelli from The Goonies or Cartman from South Park, but what we do know is, we love her.

We can’t help but wonder what she wanted that rhubarb for?