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Published 21:36 21 Jul 2014 BST
Updated 13:56 11 Jun 2015 BST

Why? WHY?! Make it stop. *Reaches for cushion*
1. Levis Jeans 501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tftq04rlIv4
We'll never wear jeans the same again.
2. Japanese Tyre Advertisement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54U6BgYuJMY
We. Want. New. Tyres. Now...
3. The Last Exorcism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSaurw6E_Q
It is at times like these that we thank our lucky stars that we do not have a chatroulette account.
4. Phones 4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrIZnC8q7RQ
Another reason never to go into a forest ever again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oL_gXECtg
Or a multi-storey car park. Late at night. Alone.
5. Rice Krinkles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2vBJt1iG60
Dear Krinkles, thank you for ruining childhood for everyone in the 60s... we'll also never eat cereal again.
6. Cravendale... What a bunch of evil cows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8xnXblo1Q
Forget about those bones needing calcium, we'll be sticking to good ol' plain water straight from the tap from now on. Cows simply cannot be trusted.
7. Playstation 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqkNPcUMffU
Why? Why a baby?! WHY?!
8. Ronald Mc Donald's debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIuXv7Y8QA4
Now we know where the irrational fear of clowns developed, thank you Ronald, thank you a lot.
9. Rejuvenique face mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ypdzgyrY_w
Because a Mike Myers-esque electrical facial mask is EXACTLY what everyone wants and needs. Also, was there really any need for the Joe Cocker background music?! *Shivers*
10. Kinder Surprise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7GNPZAuijU
We thought that was you Humpty Dumpty...
We vouch never to ask for a surprise of any kind, ever again.
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