We’re howling at this Insta account that shares creepy messages guys send to women

Ah, lads.

We can’t get enough of this.

Listen, we’ve all had a few creepy messages from lads. The weird one liners and the creepy, unsolicited pics. We’ve (collectively) seen it all.

Most of the time, we show our gal pals and laugh about them… but some people rather screenshot them and send them into an anonymous Instagram account.

The account is called @beam_me_up_softboi (yes, weird name), and it truly has some mad messages.

From the very strange tales that the guys tell to the vague one liners, here are some of the best that we’ve come across:

 

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yeah

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🙁

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GUESS WHICH BITCH REMEMBERED HER PASSWORD

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haha???

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you were there before you were kind of there you

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Dont worrie , . ~~<

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x aha

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Can you even deal?