This is not right.

A girl has come up with one of the strangest makeup application methods we have EVER seen. If you thought using a boiled egg was weird, then this will make it seem normal. Twitter user Johnna put forward a poll asking if people wanted to see her using her her boyfriend Damon's testicles as a beauty blender to apply foundation. Yes, really.

y'all dare me to post a video of me using Damon nuts as a beauty blender

— johnna (@punkzillaa) April 23, 2017

Unlucky for her, the votes were cast and the 'yes' had the majority. So, Johnna and Damon's testicles appeared alongside each other for a beauty blender video. It's as bizarre as it sounds.

i think i started a new instagram makeup trend pic.twitter.com/Hbx4XMLbrD

— johnna (@punkzillaa) April 23, 2017

We have taken the liberty of compiling a list of questions that we have for her and Damon:

1. Did she have to cleanse the testicles, as well as her face, after?
2. Did she make him shower beforehand?
3. Did she get anything in her eyes?
4. Did she apply to the testicles or face first?
5. Did she have a preference for either testicle?
6. Did this technique waste a lot of product?
7. Did the testicles absorb a lot of the foundation?
8. At the end, did they both like it?
9. Who suggested it?
10. How open was he to it?
11. Is it suitable for first-timers?
12. If you've never used a beauty blender, would this be a good start?
13. Did she dampened it first?
14. Can you squeeze out the excess liquid?
15. Was there an unusual odour on her face?
16. Did she end up with pubes on her face? Was there shedding?
17. Would his testicles represent the average size?
18. Did she get extra coverage from this technique?
19. Did he get turned on?
20. Does she have a follow-up video using another male body part?
21. Was it better or worse than a boiled egg?
22. Are they still together?
23. If so, did it make the relationship stronger?
24. Would she do it again?
25. Would she recommend it to others?
26. What does her mother think?
27. Forget about the mother... what does her father think?
28. Has she tried this on anyone else?
29. What happens if she's on a night out and she needs a top up?
30. HOW on earth did she ever think of this?