This is not right.
A girl has come up with one of the strangest makeup application methods we have EVER seen.
If you thought using a boiled egg was weird, then this will make it seem normal.
Twitter user Johnna put forward a poll asking if people wanted to see her using her her boyfriend Damon’s testicles as a beauty blender to apply foundation.
Yes, really.
y’all dare me to post a video of me using Damon nuts as a beauty blender
— johnna (@punkzillaa) April 23, 2017
Unlucky for her, the votes were cast and the ‘yes’ had the majority. So, Johnna and Damon’s testicles appeared alongside each other for a beauty blender video.
It’s as bizarre as it sounds.
i think i started a new instagram makeup trend pic.twitter.com/Hbx4XMLbrD
— johnna (@punkzillaa) April 23, 2017
We have taken the liberty of compiling a list of questions that we have for her and Damon:
- Did she have to cleanse the testicles, as well as her face, after?
- Did she make him shower beforehand?
- Did she get anything in her eyes?
- Did she apply to the testicles or face first?
- Did she have a preference for either testicle?
- Did this technique waste a lot of product?
- Did the testicles absorb a lot of the foundation?
- At the end, did they both like it?
- Who suggested it?
- How open was he to it?
- Is it suitable for first-timers?
- If you’ve never used a beauty blender, would this be a good start?
- Did she dampened it first?
- Can you squeeze out the excess liquid?
- Was there an unusual odour on her face?
- Did she end up with pubes on her face? Was there shedding?
- Would his testicles represent the average size?
- Did she get extra coverage from this technique?
- Did he get turned on?
- Does she have a follow-up video using another male body part?
- Was it better or worse than a boiled egg?
- Are they still together?
- If so, did it make the relationship stronger?
- Would she do it again?
- Would she recommend it to others?
- What does her mother think?
- Forget about the mother… what does her father think?
- Has she tried this on anyone else?
- What happens if she’s on a night out and she needs a top up?
- HOW on earth did she ever think of this?
