We’ve Officially Seen Everything: Adult Website Launches Justin Bieber Blow-Up Doll

Forgive us if we seem a little shaken, but nothing could have prepared us for the bizarreness of this next story. Let’s just say we already knew that Bieber-fever was pretty bad, but we didn’t think it was THIS bad…

A naughty adult website has just released an unofficial blow-up doll of Justin Bieber. Yes, really. We have to say we feel for poor Justin and imagine that he’s not exactly taking the news that he’s been immortalised as “Just-In Beaver” too well (not that we can blame him).

Created by Pipedream Products, Justin’s doll (the creepily titled “Just-In Beaver”) looks exactly like the pop star and comes with the slogan “Finally 18!” plastered across the box. Nice, right?

The very, very, very, very, VERY disturbing blow-up Justin doll. Shudder.

The website describes the doll as being a “boy-toy” that’s waited “18 long years.” Disturbing. We won’t go into the rest of what’s said about the doll, but we imagine you have a fair idea.

The unlicensed doll is currently on sale for less than $30 and is reported to be selling out fast, probably because we reckon it won’t be long until Justin’s people find out about it and shut it down.

But if you thought the Justin doll was a once-off thing, think again. The company behind the blow-up Justin got in a spot of trouble a while back for launching a sex doll that resembled Miley Cyrus and was entitled “Finally Mylie.”

We don’t know about you ladies, but we are officially creeped out and definitely wouldn’t be dropping our hard-earned cash on a blow-up Bieber. What about you?