What Would You Ask A Man With Two Fully Functioning Penises?

2014 is off to a good start. Just when we thought the Irish man throwing shapes to Nicki Minaj's 'Starship' was a classic, the internet goes and throws something else in our face... Two things to be precise.  Over on Reddit a man with two fully functioning penises is partaking in an AMA - "Ask me anything." A user going by the name of 'Double Dick Dude', (we see what he did there), has been answering questions since posting about his rare condition known as diphallia, i.e. a duplication of the penis. At first we thought he was taking the mick, (no pun intended), that was of course until he posted a fairly NSFW image of both his morning glories. If you're the type that curiosity gets the better of, and "seeing is believing", all that needs to be seen is over here on Reddit. Don't say we didn't warn you. Here are a list of queries put forward to this fairly well endowed gent. With over 13,000 comments already, these were just a few we were wondering ourselves.   Topic: Is surgery an option? Q - ping_pong_platypus: Have you ever considered getting one surgically removed or attached to the first penis to making a doubley long dick? A - DDD: Nope. And it wouldn't work.   Topic: Why did your parents not opt for surgery? Q - SmashMetal: Sorry if I'm late to the party with this one, but this has absolutely baffled me since the first post about it whenever it was, so thanks for doing this My question: Was there a reason your parents didn't consider having the 'second' one removed when you were a kid? A - DDD: Yeah. Because I was born with it for a reason. My mom admitted recently she had no idea what that reason was, but it's there so it stays there. Glad she did, after everything because I really am one in millions. besides the ego boost it really makes a person feel special knowing there is likely no one else like you alive right now. And if they are, they are probably all fucked up with other problems.   Topic: D1 and D2 Q - viper1aa: Have you named them? A - DDD: lol no comment   Topic: Underwear Q - thiney49: Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam? A - DDD: when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.   Topic: Women's reactions Q - beedee4: How do women react when they find out? A - DoubleDickDude: varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol   Topic: Sexual Preferences Q - MagnumPunk: How did your parents handle your situation? Did they tell you right away that your condition wasn't the norm? Also, do you think your polyamorous relationship would have happened if you didn't have two dicks? A - DDD: They said I had two for a reason. I knew from an early age I was special. I don't think being bisexual had anything to do with my cocks.   Topic: The credentials Q - Hero_of_the_internet: How big are they when fully erect? Surely you've measured them. A - DDD: bigger one is 7 give or take on how horny i am, smaller one is 6 give or take.   The internet really is a weird and wonderful place.