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1st May 2016
06:45pm BST

. @realDonaldTrump WOOF honestly where to start? It's early on, somewhere btwn days 2 and 3 but recently I've been starting w like thicker
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump brownish blood like. With the consistency of soupy alien boogers? Webmd says this is normal - "old blood" from my last pd. — rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump so that's happening. We're full steam ahead into the red now though so no worries
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump I started using a menstrual cup a few months ago. WHEW that is a learning curve, lemme tell ya — rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump You know when you're 12 and learning how to put in a tampon for the first time and the first several times you do it wrong?
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump and it hurts to sit or move or do anything and you writhe in pain on the way to the beach w/ your family — rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump and you don't end up getting to swim at all bc you didn't put the tampon in right so you'd prob attract sharks w/ ur blood?
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump it's like that but with a little silicone chalice that you have to fold over and shove up inside you. — rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump so you can imagine how that might be difficult. Also they tell you that you won't have to empty it for like 8+ hours but
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump my experience is more like every 2-3 hours once I get going. Like what is a "light" period? What is that life? Idk — rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump basically from the age of 12 I was biologically ready to drop a thousand healthy babies on this earth. My blessing/curse
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump the downside of being insanely fertile is some GRUESOME cramps. Recently woke up crying at 3am & couldn't go back to sleep — rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016...and so it continues, check out the full thread here.
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