For years memes, music and rom-com’s have made women the butt of their jokes.
They’ve portrayed women as ditzy needy stereotypes, prone to bouts of insanity.
It’s not uncommon to hear the warning signs that make “a bitch cray”.
We’re generally portrayed as overtly zealous characters, who crave commitment, fluffy possessions and multiple spawn. Such is not the case and in true gender parity, women are now sharing their experiences of the signs a fella is probably best avoided.
Taking to this Reddit thread, women responded to the question what are some red flags for crazy men?
Here are the funniest responses:
Met a guy on an online dating website. Had a few phone calls with him and things seemed good. Then he tells me he had a favorite pair of pants when he was in high school. He wore them every day, until they became too ragged to wear. Then he started wearing them under his normal pants. Every day, still wearing them ten years later, under his pants………I nopped the fuck out of there.
Khoskamr
After a few dates we were kissing goodbye then he rubs his boner against my leg, proceeds to cum in his pants and tells our mutual friends I took his virginity…
Daisy_St
He still lives with -MY- parents 10 years after I divorced him.
Rakshala
First date. He’s driving. I’m in the passenger seat. Rabbit runs across the road. He aims for it. And misses it. And he is cursing himself out because he missed squishing the rabbit. Like road rage style cussing. My spidey sense goes OFF.
LovesBigWords
When I broke up with him and he said “no”.
melon_overlord
When we broke up, he left me a “gift” that was a painting of him staring at me while I was sleeping. NOPE.
Pumpkin214
When guys talk about a future with me on first or second dates. It’s happened several times now. I’ll casually mention I want to move to NYC one day and they’ll make a frown and say, “awh, but I don’t want to. Can’t we move to X instead?” or talk about how cute our babies would be.
bubblegum-bitch
If he offers to pay for your nose job or boob job for your birthday…after you’ve been dating for 3 months…and you’ve never mentioned wanting either.
eratoast
We broke up over half a year ago and haven’t spoken since. Now he casually texts me “I hate you. Lol” and later “I’m sorry baby, you’re too good for me.”
Spraliish
