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Published 21:24 20 Jul 2014 BST
Updated 07:40 18 Dec 2014 GMT

The list highlighted that the couple had made love three times in nearly two months, while ‘excuses’ for not doing the deed included ‘I feel gross’ and ‘I need a shower’.
Alongside the image, throwwwwaway29 posted comments on the site outlining the purpose of the list:
‘My husband sent me an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip. ‘It’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.
‘According to his “document”, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.’
We’re somehow thinking this spreadsheet might have scuppered his future attempts for the next few months anyway…Explore more on these topics: