Yes, Yes, Yes! Shocking Sex Survey Reveals That Women Want More Orgasms

Women, you might want to sit down because we’re about to reveal the shocking statistics of a new sex survey. Alright, take a few breaths because there is the good chance that you will literally die laughing when you read this…

The Irish Daily Star reports that a massive 75 per cent of people who have sex (and who actually enjoy it), would like to have more orgasms.

Ladies, excuse our language but our response to the above is the following: NO S**T. Orgasms are great. Why wouldn’t we want some more in fairness like?!

The sex survey, which was conducted by Bondara (a naughty online store for adults) also revealed that a quarter of people were happy with the amount of orgasms they have, and three quarters reach the big O several times a week or more.

Don’t you feel so much more enlightened now that you know this? We sure do!

More orgasms? Really?

“It seems that although plenty of people are having orgasms, they still want more!” said Chris Simms, the managing director of Bondara.

Again, why wouldn’t people want to have more orgasms? Now we’re no experts, but we think that a lot of women would happily take a couple more climaxes every now and then if they were asked. And we’re fairly certain fellas would like a few more as well.

However, there are a few people out there who aren’t exactly lucky when it comes to, ahem, getting “there” so to speak.

The survey revealed that 14 per cent of people find it very difficult to orgasm and as a result, they only experience one occasionally.

Is this the most pointless bit of research ever conducted? Yeah…we’re inclined to think that it is…