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09th Feb 2018

A pimple-popping toy exists are we are one second away from vomming

Jade Hayden

pop it pal

Lads.

Pimple-popping is a thing that a lot of people, for some reason, enjoy very much.

They like when a pimple arrives, they like when it gets that manky little white head on it, and they absolutely love when they get to pop that bad-boy.

It’s disgusting and we do not approve.

However, we’re not about to go ahead and shame anybody’s kink so like, whatever, it’s grand, do what you will with your own body, just don’t involve us in it.

It’s for that reason that we’re fairly dubious about promoting this particular pimple-popping based toy but sure look, whatever gets you through the day.

The product is called the Pop It Pal (yes) and it’s retailing at $19.99.

… And it’s exactly what you’d imagine it to be.

Yep, a silicone ‘skin’ with an “all natural” puss that makes it feel like you’re popping the nastiest pimple on the planet.

Grim.

Or delightful, depending on what kind of person you are.

According to product’s website, the Pop It Pal:

“… can be refilled and picked over and over again!

“One refill bottle and one filling tool will come with each Pop It Pal™ to ensure your picking can be repeated over and over again! There is nothing else like it!!”

Delightful.

Billy and Summer Pierce are the creators of the Pop It Pal and they’re absolutely not ashamed of the terror they have unleashed on the world.

They say that they came up with the idea when the two of them were driving down the road one day.

Apparently, Summer said:

“How awesome would it be if we could make a pimple that felt real and the pop was huge, just like those videos we watch?”

And then Billy thought: “You might be on to something Dear.”

Indeed.

We’re not sure whether this is the toy for us but thing remains certain – Billy and Summer have a really, really special relationship.