It is official, we have read it all now...
We've seen some bizarre headlines in our time but this next one brought to our attention by our good friend Martyn Rosney may just be the most obscure to date.
Florida police are searching for 30-year-old quadriplegic Sean Petrozzino, who they warn has fled from his home and is likely to be carrying a weapon.
The headline on this story by
Gawker about the fugitive, which details how the man needs to be questioned by police regarding a double murder, sums up the scenario with what very may well be the most ridiculous headline of the year.
'Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run'.
This screenshot made its way onto imgur and the pages of
JOE.ie.
*Shakes head*