This May Very Well Be The Most Bizarre Headline Of The Year…

It is official, we have read it all now...  We've seen some bizarre headlines in our time but this next one brought to our attention by our good friend Martyn Rosney may just be the most obscure to date. Florida police are searching for 30-year-old quadriplegic Sean Petrozzino, who they warn has fled from his home and is likely to be carrying a weapon. The headline on this story by Gawker about the fugitive, which details how the man needs to be questioned by police regarding a double murder, sums up the scenario with what very may well be the most ridiculous headline of the year. 'Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run'.

Today's headline of the day (via @imgur) pic.twitter.com/JUcLbD44Sw — Martyn Rosney (@martynrosney) November 7, 2014

This screenshot made its way onto imgur and the pages of JOE.ie. *Shakes head*