I have a lot to say right now.

But firstly, I want to ask you something... have you ever tried to wear Levi's jeans without knickers, or actually, any jeans for that matter? I had to once after I forgot underwear on a trip to the swimming pool and I'm not messing when I say that I thought my vagina and upper thighs were on fire from the chafe. So, I don't know where Opening Ceremony are off to turning a pair of 501 Levi's into these new "redesigned" mesh jeans that you actually cannot wear knickers with unless you want half of it on full show.

I mean WTF are these?

Not only do these jeans have a weird "tanned tight" feature down the sides, please take a moment for the front of them which is equally as confusing. Like how do these tie without falling down? Can you see right down these jeans if you're wearing them? Why oh why have it bunched to the side? Don't you know this will make the chafe worse??? And what is even more hashtag HILARIOUS is that these jeans cost €214.31 to purchase, like, come on? And while we are on a rant, can we PLS take a moment for these bizarre Wizard Of Oz shoes that were paired with this get-up? AND the fact that Dorothy's feet are clearly too big for the shoes? Just no. Like this is all just very uneasy on the eye. Get that model a tracksuit and some fluffy socks ASAP.