The less well-endowed amongst us will hold our hands up and admit to using the odd chicken fillet or padded bra to make our assets look a little plumper on occasion, but this is a whole other level…
A Japanese celebrity midwife has invented the boob rake – and it might be the breast invention ever.
Takiko Shindo, aka the “Boob Goddess” (nickname game = super strong), has mastered a technique she calls “Oppai Taisou,” or “boob exercise massage.” Catchy.
Her instructions suggets that regular massage stimulates the ligaments that hold up the breast and stops fats from settling in the muscles on the chest and causing breasts to sag. Needless to say, doctors are unconvinced.
The Oppai Taisou Hand is available online for the sum of $53, billed as “a convenient tool that anyone can use by themselves in their home.”
“Being a full 22cm (8.7”) in length, it can reach places that your hands just can’t. And the unique shape and grip of the “hand” has been modeled on Takiko Shindo’s actual hand, so you really are getting a personal massage from her.”
Hat Tip: Via HerFamily.ie
