Oops I did It Again… Victoria’s Secret ‘Treats’ Us To Some Festive Cheer

Is anyone else starting to find Victoria’s Secret a bit annoying? Their pointless fashion show is fine in theory but their just released Christmas video is just plain cringe.

The short film features Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and Lindsey Ellington ‘serenade’ viewers with a haphazard rendition of Deck The Halls while they prance around a Christmas tree, put up decorations and generally get into the festive spirit whilst wearing next to nothing.

We don’t know about you lot but the last thing we need to see as we pop another Quality Street into our mouths is a scantily clad Victoria’s Secret model twirling and grinning wildly at the camera as she tries in vain to remember the words to Deck the Halls. These savvy models can't be that thick so why do they allow themselves to be conveyed in the vein of ‘me so stupid but me so pretty’?... Come on girls, it’s not really that hard.

But, we suppose Victoria’s Secret aren’t really trying to appeal to the people who actually wear their products...women! They’re more concerned with luring in the clueless boyfriends and husbands of the world who think their other halves will be only delighted with the same feathery pink and red creations that Miranda and the rest of the gals seem so happy to be wearing...

So excuse us if we seem a bit un-festive and bitter – we promise we’re not - we just don’t like money hungry retailers who try to sell us a sexy version of Christmas when in reality we'll be safely ensconced on the couch clad in onesies, scoffing turkey sandwiches and swilling Club Orange until it's time to head back to the office in January!