We’ve reached peak jean notions.
First there were the ones with see-through panels, then there were the ones with an open back, and then we had the double waistband jeans that really messed with us.
But these ones take the crown for actually being the worst.
Just LOOK:
Say hello to the thong jeans. These denims basically just have the seams, while the rest of your legs are on show… even your bum.
The jeans debuted at Amazon Fashion Week Tokyo last night, and Twitter certainly had a lot to say about them:
My friends: “It’s going to be chill, just wear something super casual.”
Me: *shows up in my thong jeans* https://t.co/AL9EhXa8SD— Lauren Alexis Fisher (@LaurenAlexis) October 18, 2017
1965: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future.”
2017: thong jeans
— War_Tank (@War_Tank) October 19, 2017
I get art in fashion. I get when they’re trying to send a message. But this? I feel like, sometimes, designers are just f*cking with us.
— Mel (@ironrooster81) October 18, 2017
That.. is the most impractical and ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.. would never wear it
— ~☆s.a.n.d.y★~ (@sakura405) October 19, 2017
Someone invented thong jeans and they are giving me night mares???
— marvin bagtruth (@BagtruthMarvin) October 19, 2017
They have scarred us for life.