My eyes.... they burn.
Balenciaga is stirring up quite the fashion storm recently. First it was the
Triple S trainers that looked like something your geography teacher wore in the 90's.
And now they are breaking down fashion walls (that need to stay up) with these shoe-trousers.

Available on Net-A-Porter for €2,250, the designer's latest creation is already selling out. People what are you doing??

In fairness, the pants seem to have a nice shape; with a high waisted band, the fit looks great but em..... the attached shoes need to go.

According to the website, when purchasing this combo, you "take your normal size" in shoes and then "take one size larger than normal" in the pants. Confusing.
The site also describes the outfit as "these lustrous stretch-satin pants are cut for a smooth, second-skin feel and grounded by a pair of built-in stilettos."
Do they remind you of anything?

Ding dong the witches dead...
Okay, we will stop now.