
A conspiracy theorist says 2017 is the year we’re all going to die
2017 is the new 2012
9 years ago


2017 is the new 2012
9 years ago

Reading is for nerds. I recently downloaded the Bible app, just to have it. It’s stored in a special folder called ‘Important’, alongside a takeaway app and a subfolder of my best selfies to be used in the event that I am ever kidnapped. Upon perusing the Bible, I have picked up on SEVERAL hidden […]
10 years ago

People are losing the run of themselves. Some internet conspiracy theorists have turned their efforts towards exposing the alleged nonexistence of Louis Tomlinson’s new baby. Having taken matters into my own hands, I’ve looked closely at the photographs of Louis and his baby and I’m disappointed to report that the rumours are true and the […]
10 years ago

‘There’s no way u can see all the evidence and not know…’
10 years ago