Want To Send Your Enemy A Message? You Need To See This New Postal Service

If you can’t find the right words to say, this might just do the trick. There’s a postal service that takes the hassle out of how to send the perfect hate mail. Dicks By Mail is a new concept that basically let’s you send a bag of (edible gummy) dicks to a person. The whole package even comes with a personal note – ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’. The website even has the classy sell-line: ‘Send a message. Send a dick’. So what comes in your little package? The site goes on to explain: ‘Once your order is processed an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing two things; A 5oz bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’. Nothing More. Nothing Less.’ And thanks to the sweet surprise of the message, people online have said they’re both offended but delighted.   Win win really.