What Would It Be Like To Attend The Oscars? J-Law’s BFF Answers All

Jennifer Lawrence brought her best friend Laura Simpson to the Academy Awards (Oscars) on Sunday night and Laura then wrote a My Space post about it. Not surprisingly, the post which destroys some of the myths around the much hyped awards ceremony, went viral. Laura explains how Miss Lawrence fell on the red carpet and the attention this received, "We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats shit and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. "The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible." The model encountered more than one famous face on the night, as recounted in her blog post. "Some guy picks up my purse that had fallen off my seat and I say "Thank you… Channing Tatum" and my dress gets caught on Jennifer Garner and we awkwardly laugh and someone tries to separate us." According to her blog post, if Laura was giving the awards, this is how it would go... MOST BEAUTIFUL Cate Blanchett: She looks like a mythical princess from a faraway land. Pictures do not do this woman justice, I felt like I needed to curtsy in front of her. Honorable Mention: Jared Leto's hair. WHO IS YOUR COLORIST???? MOST IMPRESSIVE  Kerry Washington: I didn't have an opinion about her until I met her and I wish she were having my baby. Slim Jims forever, Kerry. BEST SMELLING Brad Pitt: WTF dude you should bottle that smell and sell it… to me, exclusively. BEST DRESSED Kate Hudson: Perfect mix of glamour and sexy AND Miss J: duh Honorable Mention: Nicholas Hoult's Tom Ford suit—YOWZA BEST DANCER Bill Murray: I love you more than I love my own family. MOST HOLLYWOOD Harvey Weinstein at the bar shaking my hand and saying, "you know who I am."