Have you ever imagined what it would have been like had Pretty Woman, starring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, been set in Ireland? Well, we have!
1. It’s Ireland. The coat stays on 365 days a year.
2. Ariel is actually our Disney Princess of choice.
3. We would have slapped him there and then.
4. Penneys it is!
5. Never gonna happen.
6. You wouldn’t have this problem with a burger and chip from Eddie Rockets.
7. A bath? With the new water charges? Good luck.
8. We would have been talking to her throughout the show.
9. You’re gonna need a bigger bouquet than that if you want us back!
10. Forget Pretty Woman, this is more like it…
