Sure, what else would you be doing?

You've probably heard by now that we're basically in lockdown. Home entertainment - and acting responsibly in order to save lives - is everything right now. Movies offer a necessary comfort. Let's see what's on the TV today, so...

Saturday 28 March

Monsters University - RTÉ One - 6.35pm Nowhere near as good as Monsters, Inc. but still enjoyable all the same. How to Train Your Dragon - E4 - 7.05pm Charming Oscar-nominated animation. Jurassic Park III - ITV2 - 7.15pm The third one. Thunderball - ITV4 - 7.20pm James Bond adventure. The fourth one. Ocean's Twelve - TCM - 9pm The second one. Mechanic: Resurrection - E4 - 9pm Also the second one. Girls Trip - Channel 4 - 9pm College friends reunite to attend a music festival. Remember music festivals? Alien Covenant - Film 4 - 9pm Essential for those who want to see Michael Fassbender flirt with himself. The Babadook - SyFy - 9pm Strong horror in which grief manifests as something otherworldly. War of the Worlds - Sky One - 9.15pm Tom Cruise battles an alien invasion. The Tailor of Panama - TG4 - 9.25pm Pierce Brosnan smoulders his way around a spy thriller. Race - RTÉ 2 - 9.30pm Biopic of hugely historically and culturally significant athlete Jesse Owens. The Other Guys - Virgin Media One - 9.30pm Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg get their hapless buddy cop comedy on. Safe House - ITV - 10pm Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds in a forgettable enough action thriller. Still, it's got Denzel so it's doing better than most forgettable enough action thrillers. The Descent - Film 4 - 11.20pm Fantastic, genuinely frightening horror in which a team of cave divers find themselves trapped underground with a monstrous force for company. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates - Channel 4 - 11.25pm They sure do! Margin Call - BBC Two - 11.35pm Excellent, sobering drama about the 2007 - 2008 financial crash with a great cast. Fire Down Below - TCM - 11.35pm Steven Seagal does his bit for the environment by murdering bad guy types. Old School - BBC One - Midnight Will Ferrell, Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn do the 'back to school' thing. Zoolander 2 - Channel 4 - 2.20am Twenty past two in the morning feels about right for this one.