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15th April 2019
03:00pm BST

2. Inform them that Richard Madden is indeed in the show
Everybody's been watching Bodyguard.
This is definitely a draw.
3. And Aidan Gillen
Everybody likes Aidan Gillen.
4. Show them pictures of the Direwolves (adorable)
But discourage them from buying Huskies.
Over the years that GoT has planted itself firmly within the psyche of the average human being, there has been a spike in husky sales.
However, there has also been a spike in husky abandonment, as people purchase the dogs because they look a bit like direwolves... before discovering that they can't actually look after them.
This has apparently become so much of an issue that the show's stars have started asking fans not to buy huskies.
A dog is for life, guys. Not just for fans of Nymeria.
5. Threaten to Red Wedding their next birthday party
They won't know what you're talking about, but that really doesn't matter.
6. Describe the Ed Sheeran scene
Honestly, this could go either way.
If your mate is an Ed Sheeran fan, they'll be only delighted that one of their favourite musicians has a brief cameo in the show they're being convinced to watch.
And if they hate Ed Sheeran with every fibre of their being, they'll be only delighted to discover that he dies a gruesome and very probable death.
Win win.
7. Calmly explain that if they do not submit to watching the series, they won't have anything to talk about with anybody for the foreseeable future
Isolation can be rewarding.
But loneliness is tragic.Explore more on these topics:
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