It's the line that launched a thousand tweets

In the latest statement to come out from the absolute shit show that is the Taylor Swift/ Kim Kardashian debacle, the pop princess ends her tirade with the lines “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of, since 2009” https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/754894689900359680 Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock recently, or you value your sanity, you’ll know by now that Kim Kardashian has called Taylor Swift a snake for denying that she knew about a lyric that Kanye West wrote about her. Allegedly, Taylor did know about said lyric, but decided to feign ignorance so that she could act the wounded party. Since going out yesterday, this line has seemingly captured the hearts and minds of the internet. Twitter exploded straight after Swift sent out her message and a spawn of tweets appropriating the line to fit in with every day scenarios has since spread like wildfire. It’s something we can all relate to. No, no thanks. I’m done. Leave me alone and never talk to me about this again, ever. Ladies and Gentlemen we are witnessing the modern day Greta Garbo 'I vant to be alone'. Perfect for when you're not arsed getting up in the morning https://twitter.com/christy_redd/status/755364357102501890 Or what about when you're asked to do this dishes? https://twitter.com/huntersilass/status/755363823071088641 Throw it at authority figures the next time you parade around in the nip https://twitter.com/LorynBrantz/status/754905913073471512 There's a whole work related rolladex of uses When you're late https://twitter.com/jdgmntgay/status/755038167833518085 When you're calling in sick https://twitter.com/pilotbacon/status/755017934527983618 Replying to emails https://twitter.com/domwakeford/status/754982866002608128 The iconic line even work's in awkward relationship situations https://twitter.com/FallOutMatt/status/755301220189769728 It's a third box to tick the next time your aunt asks you your status at a wedding https://twitter.com/sisisidsisisi/status/754899211540373504 Basically, it is a get out of jail card free, to be used any where and at any time https://twitter.com/VeronicaRuckh/status/755161672684220416   https://twitter.com/ColeLedford11/status/755045563188543488 https://twitter.com/SquidDad/status/754900375740747776 https://twitter.com/lawyerthoughts/status/755081258791645184 https://twitter.com/sweatpantspapi/status/754898021381382144 https://twitter.com/hernamesrachel/status/754956330071240705 Even Melania Trump's plagiarism is getting attention. https://twitter.com/callmecourt/status/755278114993770496 It's  just a pity that we have to be privy to this should be private spat. We suggest everyone who wishes this story would go away, mail these words to both Swift and Kardashian's management.