Were you one of the people who felt personally victimised by the Kardashian/Jenner family’s Christmas photos?
Did you spend Christmas Day urgently refreshing Instagram on your phone?
Did you wake up on the 26th feeling hard done by?
Us too.
Kris and co. all got one over on us this year.
The build-up around the release of the Kardashian advent photos each day in the run-up to Christmas lead us to believe Kylie’s pregnancy would be announced on the 25th but, frustratingly, the youngest of the sisters was a no-show.
But a new fan theory has us thinking that we might be a little behind on things.
What if (stick with us on this) Kylie’s already had her baby?
It is possible.
Some fans are speculating that given how big Kylie’s bump looked in these pics from September and November (that somehow only did the rounds this week) and the fact that we’ve not seen hide nor hair of her on social media lately, she has to have already given birth.
For those of you wondering if Kylie is pregnant, here’s your confirmation of her in September☺️ pic.twitter.com/P3PTKDX5PD
— preston (@prestonprod) December 27, 2017
WHAT IF KYLIE HAS ALREADY HAD THE BABY pic.twitter.com/OMMcGEQ29B
— Gabrielle (@prielleprielle) December 26, 2017
OK I’m calling it now @KylieJenner has already had her baby and it’s a girl ???♀️???
— Stacey Condliffe (@StaceyCondliffe) December 28, 2017
Kylie jenner has probably given birth to a baby boy who’s again probably making more money than you’ll ever have in your life ???
— Mike Frost (@mykfrost) December 29, 2017
Anyone else noticed how Kylie Jenner hasn’t been active on instagram, twitter OR snapchat recently? Odds on she’s given birth?
— Alice Hannnah (@Aliceee_Hannah) December 25, 2017
Some even think the Kardashian Christmas photo from the 24th holds the clue to the truth, as several family members are seen smiling at something to the left of the camera.
Half of the Christmas card are looking at something THEY’RE LOOKING AT KYLIE JENNER HOLDING THAT BABY IM TELLING U pic.twitter.com/m6G6tORID1
— Call Me By My @ (@NotAgainBen) December 24, 2017
Could this mean a New Year’s reveal instead of a Christmas one? Will the reveal be an actual, physical baby as opposed to a bump? Are we all just pawns in Kris Jenner’s cruel, manipulative games?
We’re off for a lie-down.