It’s tough out here.
Is there ANYTHING on God’s green earth worse than stumbling across an old photo of yourself?
There you are, going about your life, when Facebook gently reminds you that you looked like a badger with highlights as a teenager. Not cool.
Now imagine, instead of on social media, coming across your face on national telly?
It’s a pain that Gemma Collins, meme queen and social media legend, knows all too well after seeing an old episode of TOWIE on telly today.
Gem shared a clip of herself answering the phone to Kirk Norwood with her famous “Gemma Collins, New York, Paris, Milan, Essex.”
She then promises Kirk that she’ll do a tarot reading session at an upcoming event.
“At birth my mum gave me the gift. It came out of her and went into my blood. I’ve got a talent there so I can definitely do it,” she tells him.
She also posted a clip of the tarot reading she did for Chloe Sims, in which she tries to deter her from pursuing Mick Norcross.
“Crying… my bronzer is BAIT Jesus why did no one tell me haha ? I’m pure orange!” she wrote alongside the post.
To be fair, who didn’t wear too much bronzer in 2011?
