"Look at that view!"

Just about everyone loves Jamie Dornan. Jamie Foxx talked to us recently about how much he admired Dornan's "swag", and most of the living population want/want to be him (delete as appropriate), with maybe just one particular co-star of an erotic drama series of movies not his biggest fan of all time. Regardless, another name that can be added to the list of those who Adore Dornan... Adornans? Is that what the collective of his fans should be called?... Anyways, here's Northern Ireland using their local hunk to sell some views...   People, being people, were quick to notice something in the, uhm, foreground...

Come to Northern Ireland, see Jamie Dornan's bulge https://t.co/sQaDbSlo0s

— Miss Omens (@missomens) July 5, 2017

“Please tell me that is a golf ball…” LOL from @BiddyEarly on this pic of Jamie Dornan at the Irish Open. 50 Shades of Fore-play? pic.twitter.com/axbAYYugvK

— Tony Clayton-Lea (@TonyClaytonLea) July 6, 2017

Jamie Dornan either has a golf ball in his pocket or he's VERY much enjoying this morning's #REPUBLIC2FM ? pic.twitter.com/oUj8nkxyht

— RTÉ 2FM (@RTE2fm) July 6, 2017

That golf ball is so distracting!!!! ?? #JamieDornan pic.twitter.com/jVjHdaUboj

— Queenie (@jamiephwoarnan) July 6, 2017

Is that a golf ball in his pocket? Most likely, yes. Do people care? No. Not one little bit. This is pretty much what that eggplant emoji was created for, right? And it would appear that Jamie knows exactly what he is doing with his, eh, equipment...

He definitely knows how to hold a golf club!??️ #JamieDornan pic.twitter.com/mT7MUH1EE6

— Dornan Updates PT (@jamiedornanpt) July 6, 2017

Now for the real question. How does Jamie's pic compare to this iconic photo-shoot of Marty Whelan from back in the day, which comes with a similar, ugghh, visual magnet?