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Ah, the power of trash TV.
Last night’s Love Island brought an exponential amount of drama, dealings, and of course, dirt.
It was the first official recoupling of the series as new boys Curtis and Tommy went head-to-head with the rest of the lads to decide who they wanted to become their new bird.
… Or at least become someone they have to hang out with for an extended period of time.
Tommy (the snake) picked Lucie as Curtis (the snake) didn’t pick Yewande, leaving Amy only delighted with herself and Joe ready to launch himself into a big, tasty, Sad Sandwich (ham and pickle).
But that’s not why we’re here this morning. We’re here to discuss what came before, the aptly named Sliding Into The DMs game where Curtis admitted that his favourite sex position was something called The Eagle.
Now, we’re gonna level with you. We had no idea what this was either.
Like, we could probably hazard a guess (if it’s to do with ballroom dancing we are done) but it turns out that we, long with the rest of the UK and Ireland, just decided to go ahead and Google the position last night to find out what the truth was.
So many of us did, in fact, that the sex position site in question actually crashed.
For real.
https://twitter.com/InTheLittleWood/status/1136012554034135042
Excellent work, guys.
Excellent work.
For those of you still gagging to know what The Eagle consists of, it’s when the woman lies on her back with her legs pulled up to her neck and the man penetrations her from above.
The more you know.
The eagle is now the most searched sex position on Google. 🦅#LoveIsland
— Love Island (@LoveIsland) June 4, 2019
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