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Amy is gone.
And we all know what that means.
That Curtis and Maura will be free to crack on to their heart’s desire, void of guilt, shame, and the feeling that someone is absolutely watching them from a shadowy corner of the villa.
That person would have been Amy – and maybe Amber – but the former is gone now and there’s all to play for.
Literally. There is.
Tonight, the islanders are playing a game where they have to lap dance one another and Maura absolutely better win when she’s landing out wearing the above getup.
Deceased, like.
Naturally, the Longford gal gives it her all when it’s Curtis’s turn to give her a lap dance – because she allegedly fancies him – and it goes a little bit like this.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, yes.
Like, do they fancy each other?
Do they really want this to happen?
Is this pairing really going to be our Love Island winner 2019?
Only time will tell.
Amy left last night following an intense and deeply upsetting speech where she announced that she wanted to leave because she loved Curtis so much and wanted him to be happy.
She tells him: “I came in here and I thought I was going to meet some nice people and I’d probably date one of them and they’d be alright and then I met you and you completely turned my whole world around… We made each other happy… I want us to be best, best friends but we both need to move on and we both need to find someone that is going to make us as happy as we make them.”
How very noble of her, right?
Love Island continues tonight at 9pm on Virgin Media Two.
