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22nd July 2019
03:19pm BST

Genius.
2. The dedication to the Silly Salmon is next level
Has one man ever Silly Salmoned so much?
No, he has not.
Not more than Chris anyway who has taken it upon himself to propel his body into the swimming pool at least twice per episode since his Love Island time began.
Never gets old, tbf.
3. He constantly gets rejected and is therefore relatable
Chris knows what it's like to put yourself out there and not have your feelings reciprocated.
And so do we, the average human being who has been burned in the past and not known how to deal with it.
Everybody in the Love Island villa is stunningly beautiful, confident, and has unreal game. Chris is also stunning and confident, and yet, his game is somewhat lacking, leaving him cursing himself for attempting to chat up girls by talking about chocolate bars for the eighteenth time.
Been there, mate.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ECTByHmTO/
4. He truly works a pair of specs
Sorry, but where have these frames been all series? Specsavers 2 for 1 Kylie Minogue collection could never.
More glasses, Chris.
Please.
5. His hair could support the weight of one thousand men
In 2017, Chris's local family owned pharmacy went into liquidation when their supply couldn't meet Chris's demand for gel based hair styling products.
Chris had a dark few months, hiding himself away in his childhood bedroom as his luscious locks continued to flatten, finally revealing the true shape of his head - oval.
Then he moved to London and discovered Boots.
He never looked back.
6. These sunglasses could kill a man
And have, probably.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0HLJzVJHr7/
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