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04th Jan 2019

There’s a fake Coachella lineup doing the rounds and it’s 1000 times better than the original

We'd go.

Denise Curtin

Can you honestly imagine this?

Sandra Bullock in a blindfold, the cast of Mamma Mia 2, iCarly in Brazil, the bent neck lady, Blake Lively’s suits and Cara Delevingne’s exes to name a few; what a bill.

Every year a “fake” Coachella lineup seems to appear and do the rounds but this year after a seriously mixed reaction to the real lineup (we think it’s seriously meh), the fake lineup appears to be gaining more attraction and we can see why.

Created by journalist Gill Gutowitz, the fake lineup is so gas it’s even caught the attention of celebrities. Lindsay Lohan, who is mentioned on the lineup as “the ghost of Lindsay Lohan” commented with a crying laughing face to the fake announcement which featured her to “perform” on Friday. She clearly found it hilarious as did other notable faces who too reacted to the fake news.

Other notable acts that we need to appreciate and notice…

Sacha Baron Cohen as Dua Lipa – equally traums and intriguing.

Men apologising – genuinely worth flights to California tbh.

The Olsen twins smoking cigarettes – iconic

Ally from “A Star Is Born” – yas kween

Emma Roberts saying surprise bitch – It’s modern-day Pretty Woman

Indio, we’re coming for you baybay.

But honestly, the real lineup is here.