Christ.

Just when you thought things couldn't get more stressful, dramatic, and genuinely harrowing, Dani dumps Jack for Wes, Laura exits the villa via the pool, and Adam couples up with every girl in the villa plus Alex. Shocking. Nah, JK JK, none of that actually happened (though it wouldn't necessarily by the most unrealistic thing to ever come out of reality TV, in fairness). No, instead Alex did what we all assumed Alex would do and he choose Ellie to couple up with despite the fact that she clearly doesn't like him but wants her place in the villa to be safe so whatever. Adam chose Zara, Jack chose Dani, Josh chose Georgia, Wes chose Laura, and Eyal chose Megan (they did ride after all). Then Sam did what Sam had to do... and we were legit so relieved. Like, so relieved. https://www.instagram.com/p/BkV0webl_Uc/?hl=en&taken-by=loveisland He decided he wanted to couple up with Samira, thus easing the stress, fear, and genuine anger we had been feeling due to the fact that that poor girl had been struggling in the villa for about 2.5 weeks without anyone there to tell her she was looking well. All she had was Alex to tell he looked pink. And now she's got a bird. Sam Bird. Stunning results all round. https://www.instagram.com/p/BkVxy5CFwQ0/?hl=en&taken-by=loveisland That of course means that Rosie will be heading home now thanks to Adam being a total dickhead. But Samira's finally happy. And that's all that matters.