Driving is hard.
Not to feed into the stereotype, but some Mams aren’t the best at driving. They can sometimes be overcautious and a bit hesitant in certain situations. But what harm? Isn’t it better to arrive alive?
In comparison, Dads are usually quite confident drivers, laughing in the face of hesitancy and overcautious tendencies.
If you’ve ever gotten driving lessons from you Mam or Dad, you may have noticed quite a difference in what they were telling you.
1.
Mam: Exercise caution – people are shoveling things here…
Dad:Â He’s making a balls of whatever he’s trying to shovel there anyway!
2.
Mam: This is a reminder that if you leave crumbs in my car, I will kill you!
Dad:Â If anything hits this car I’ll scream.
3.
Mam: Stay in school – maths is important.
Dad:Â AND what??
4.
Mam: Rich people live around here!
Dad:Â Back in my day we never used helmets to ride a pony!
5.
Mam: Reduce, Reuse and Recycle.
Dad:Â Drive on, no obstructions here…
6.
Mam: Saint Patrick missed a few snakes and they are up ahead!
Dad:Â Snakes On A Plane was a desperate film!
7.
Mam:Â Mother of GOD have they invented flying motorbikes?
Dad:Â Stuntmen must operate in this area so!
8.
Mam:Â Where are their spines?
Dad: A Pimp and his employee are crossing the road.
9.
Mam:Â How am I supposed to drive up the side of a triangle?
Dad: You’re going to have to FLOOR IT if you want to make it up this hill…
10.
Mam: IS what?
Dad:Â Exercise caution – someone with a wonky knee is up ahead…
For old times’ sake, let’s revisit this gem:
