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8th February 2016
06:15pm GMT

Mam: Exercise caution - people are shoveling things here...
Dad: He's making a balls of whatever he's trying to shovel there anyway!
2.
Mam: This is a reminder that if you leave crumbs in my car, I will kill you!
Dad: If anything hits this car I'll scream.
3.
Mam: Stay in school - maths is important.
Dad: AND what??
4.
Mam: Rich people live around here!
Dad: Back in my day we never used helmets to ride a pony!
5.
Mam: Reduce, Reuse and Recycle.
Dad: Drive on, no obstructions here...
6.
Mam: Saint Patrick missed a few snakes and they are up ahead!
Dad: Snakes On A Plane was a desperate film!
7.
Mam: Mother of GOD have they invented flying motorbikes?
Dad: Stuntmen must operate in this area so!
8.
Mam: Where are their spines?
Dad: A Pimp and his employee are crossing the road.
9.
Mam: How am I supposed to drive up the side of a triangle?
Dad: You're going to have to FLOOR IT if you want to make it up this hill...
10.
Mam: IS what?
Dad: Exercise caution - someone with a wonky knee is up ahead...
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