Texts you'll receive from Mam when she goes on The Big Sun Holiday™
Mams love the bit of sun.
Who can blame them? As soon as Easter is done and dusted ("it was very late this year") they're free to focus all their efforts on The Sun Holiday™.
She'll start packing weeks before the event itself, have you looking up the weather forecast in advance and telling anyone that will listen that she's heading off for the bit of sun.
The only thing Mams love more than summer holidays is bragging about them while they're there. Thankfully, they've weaned themselves off the utterly pointless act of sending postcards, and have now focused their efforts on burdening us with extremely smug text messages.
Here's what you can expect to be sent from herself while she's swanning off, and isn't it well for her?
Here's the interaction you'll be subjected to when she's home: