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4th March 2016
03:43pm GMT

4. Here I am, cooking on Mother's Day. No rest for me.
5. It's my day, I'll decide what goes on the telly.
6. All I want is peace and quiet for Mother's Day.
7. I gave up chocolate for Lent but it's a special day so we'll allow it.
8. How come Mother's Day always lands on a Sunday?
9. Pity you wouldn't tidy the house, that's all I want.
10. We'll put the flowers in the good sitting room so they can be seen through the window.
11. It's Mother's Day, not Smothers Day, will you leave me alone for five minutes.
12. (As she opens the wine) It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
13. It would be nice if someone else did the washing-up for a change. It's MY day.
14. Now, as I said, I didn't want anything for Mother's Day, but I would've loved to see Adele.Explore more on these topics: