This Teacher Had A Stand-Off With One Parent Over Baked Vagina Cookies 7 years ago

This Teacher Had A Stand-Off With One Parent Over Baked Vagina Cookies

A second grade teacher has revealed in a reddit post how she was confronted by a parent from her class after she refused to serve homemade vagina cookies.

The teacher shared her experience in a post where she explained how she likes to reward her class when they’ve had a good week by having volunteer parents bring in snacks. Noting one parent’s enthusiasm to take part, she was surprised on Friday when the parent (who she calls Autumn Lily Speaker) arrived – with a pan full of treats.


Of vagina shaped cookies.

The teacher alleges that Autumn Lily Speaker told her:

“I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman's vagina today".

The teacher wrote about her shock:

Baffled and completely caught off guard I slowly peel the aluminum foil off the pan to behold a plethora of sugar cookie and frosting vaginas. Not just any old vagina, but ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS.

There were small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch with beef curtains. Perplexed I give the parent the most professional look I can muster and quietly reply "I'm sorry Autumn, but I can't give these to my students. This just isn't appropriate."’ 

After being reprimanded by the parent for not being ‘proud of her vagina’, the teacher scraped the decorations from the cookies, hoping to ignore the incident.


After sending the children home, the teacher notes she received phone calls from parents asking how their children had learned the word ‘vagina’ in class.

And then she got the final email… from the baker herself:





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At least the kids have a heads up when it comes to their sex ed classes...