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6th August 2013
08:55pm BST
4. “What did your father say?”
He said it would be fine. No honestly, I am allowed to go to the disco/club/party. If you are older, he agreed I should quit my job.
5. “Well, I want a fur coat, but we all can’t get what we want...”
But... I just want this magazine?
6. “Where do you think you’re going?”
Where do I think I'm going or where am I going?
7. “Lord, give me patience...”
If any of that is going spare, I’ll take some?
8. “I’m not listening to this carry on!”
Essentially what you mean is, you won’t listen to me, but I must listen to you. This usually ends with "You have some nerve!"
9. “Jesus, it’s freezing. Do you feel that draught?”
It’s 34 degrees outside, so I’m going to say no.
10. “Not while you’re living under my roof you won’t!”
But... I don’t live here anymore. Does that still count then?
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