The brilliant Active Wear video was one of those viral moments that really struck a chord with me and caused me to fully face up to the fact that I may actually need to be surgically removed from my Active Wear at this point.
Here’re 10 things I did in my Active Wear in 2015 (none of which I’m proud of):
Ate a wheel of cheese in my Active Wear.
Watched four and a half hours of Pretty Little Liars in my Active Wear.
Ordered the Tuesday night Four Star meal deal (14″inch pizza, 2 litre diet coke, garlic bread and chicken goujons) in my Active Wear.
Ignored the doorbell in my Active Wear because no local councillor can understand the struggles I face in my Active Wear.
Horrified people with my camel toe in my Active Wear.
Went to the cinema in my Active Wear.
Went to Pilates in my Active Wear; then changed my mind in my Active Wear.
Stole my friend’s Netflix password in my Active Wear so I could watch Making a Murder in my Active Wear.
Snoozed on the couch in my Active Wear with my hand partially submerged in a bowl of Doritos in my Active Wear.
Watched the Active Wear video in my Active Wear, took stock of my life in my Active Wear and decided to write this list in my Active Wear.
Main image via YouTube
