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24th June 2014
05:51pm BST
2. When someone asks you the year of your birth...
"What's the year of your birth?"
"198... forget it. Just forget it. I'm going home to eat and cry."
3. Getting confused by your phone.
How do I... how do I turn this bloody thing on? Oh, right. How do I send a message? IT SAVES THE MESSAGES! That's amazing. No, I have no idea how to do anything else. Hand me a Nokia 3210 please.
4. Criticizing clothes the young ones are wearing.
She will catch her DEATH in that. IS THAT A SKIRT? Good lord, thought it was a hankie.
5. Developing an irrational fear of teen discos.
Oh no, teen disco. REVERSE! GET US OUT OF HERE! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
6. Giving out about music.
This is JUST NOISE!
7. Opting for the couch on a Saturday.
You used to be cool you know. You went out and stayed out partying until Monday. Now? Well, you're lucky to make it to 10pm without dozing off.
8. Preempting the hangover.
No, sorry. I can feel that hangover just by looking at that drink. We're done here, we're done.
9. Worrying about a pension.
Yesterday, all your troubles seemed so far away and now they're here to stay... Because you're old. You need a pension.
10. Complaining about ailments.
Lord, it must be cold. I can feel it in my bones this morning.
Honorary mention.
Pop Stars.
What age are they, like, 12?
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