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23rd September 2018
03:00pm BST
2.Breaking open the yolk on your poached egg.
The oozing.
3.When your fake eyelashes sit right the first time you stick them down - on BOTH eyes.
Damn, girl.
4.Peeling off a blackhead strip and examining it.
So wrong and yet so right.
5.When you parallel park effortlessly.
It’s a rare occurrence but when it happens…
6.Getting into a freshly-made bed.
That's the good stuff.
7.When you’re filling up the tank and get the petrol bang on.
Is this real life?
8.Peeling Shellac off your nails all in one piece.
Oh baby.
9.Shaving your legs after letting them get really hairy.
That first smooth strip of skin.
10.When you peel the lid off your yoghurt and there's no yoghurt on it.
Hasn't happened to you? You haven't lived.
11.And, of course, taking off your bra at the end of the day.
You free that nipple, girl.
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