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3rd March 2016
04:32pm GMT

Just one time on a weight loss show I want them to be like 'and now it's time for the weigh-ins' and the entire Wayans family walks out
— Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) February 1, 2016
This must look like the plot to a fantasy adventure movie to non-Irish people pic.twitter.com/BmlQo8ei7U — deemcdonnell .biz (@deevseverything) February 2, 2016
[Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 3, 2016
Idea: "Celebrity Price Is Right" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460 — Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 4, 2016
Being alone on pancake day is far worse than being alone on Valentine's day because nothing is sadder than flipping a pancake in silence.
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) February 9, 2016
",,,,, " – Boy George — Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) February 12, 2016
I hear he's on Facebook https://t.co/17DTQQupNL
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) February 15, 2016
Can anyone recommend either a good restaurant in Valencia or a subtle way of letting people know you have cool holiday plans — Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) February 15, 2016
"We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"
CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan — Jon (@ArfMeasures) February 15, 2016
if anyone is looking to rent a hive best place to check is Air Bee and Bee — David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) February 17, 2016
My subliminal referencing of Irish names continues to shame us.
— d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) February 20, 2016
Needless to say, I don't think it's good news. pic.twitter.com/LuGppvSycJ — Andy Lang (@HRH_Duke_of_Url) February 22, 2016
when u want to enjoy scenic views of the pacific coast but vlc media player keeps trying to update pic.twitter.com/61wQfPAZTM
— olga⚡️lexell (@runolgarun) February 23, 2016
Annie Oakley was an entertainer in the late 1800s, famous for her skill as a sharpshooter and her trademark wraparound sunglasses — Bit Riffman (@chuchugoogoo) February 23, 2016
None of them are Irish, don't know why they're called Little Micks
— John (@UpturnedBathtub) February 24, 2016
just drew this pic of my idol love you @Nat_Cassidy pic.twitter.com/AgSAu0JKFu — tom walker (@tom4everever) February 25, 2016
I ordered a coffee at Starbucks and gave my name as 'Me'. Now everyone thinks the barista is bragging about having a latte.
— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) February 26, 2016
Put this stock cube in the Quality Street and none of my flatmates fell for it. Anyway make sure 2 vote see ya later pic.twitter.com/6rrky7GbN2 — Fuchsia MacAree (@fuchsiamacaree) February 26, 2016
Love the curry muller corner pic.twitter.com/Z8hhSmiIVA
— John (@UpturnedBathtub) February 26, 2016
The surname 'Goodbody' is prob a v high pressure one to have I imagine — LN (@incogellen) February 28, 2016Check out January's best Tweets here.