Earlier today we learned that there could be a Tayto Hotel on the way.
Tayto Park has put in planning permission with Meath County Council for a 7 story hotel. Not only will it be able to accommodate 1,000 people, but it will also have a spa, two sky bars and three restaurants.
In the event that the planning permission goes ahead, we have a few questions about it.
Here are our questions:
- Will Mr Tayto greet guests at the door and show them to their rooms?
- Will there be free Tayto in all the rooms?
- Will there be special Tayto dispensers at various points in the hotel?
- Will there be Tayto decor?
- Will there be Tayto sandwiches on the menu?
- Will there be other Tayto themed dishes on the menu?
- Will they leave a bag of Tayto on your pillow instead of a mint?
- For special occasions will they throw Taytos on the bed instead of petals?
- Will the bathrobes be the Mr Tayto costume?
- Will the waiters or concierges have special Tayto themed clothes?
- Will they do weddings?
- If so, will there be Tayto confetti?
- For the Spa – will there be Tayto-infused spa treatments?
- Can you bathe in a bath full of Taytos?
- Do you get to skip the queue in Tayto Park if you’re a guest at the hotel?
- Will the pool shaped like a giant potato?
- Will the hotel smell like Tayto?
- Will they sell special customised Tayto goods?
- When will it be open?
- Can we start queuing now?
