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13th May 2019
06:57pm BST

2. Sunburn
The sun is here. We are aware of it, and yet, we fail to protect ourselves from it.
It was about 18 degrees today which, yeah, means that if you were going around with your shoulders exposed, you definitely should have had a bit of cream on them.
Pick up some factor 50 Janet, you'll need it.
3. Lads with their tops off
If you were able to walk through town yesterday without seeing some lad with his top off then congratulations because you are the only one.
Even the mildest hint of sunshine is enough to make the palest of men decide, 'you know what? I'm gonna take my top off right about now.'
And they, regrettably, do.
4. More cans
You can never have enough.
5. Asking your boss if you can work outside
You're half-joking but you're absolutely not joking one bit.
Imagine just wheeling your desktop out to the courtyard and working on those spreadsheets while the sun beats down on your back.
It would be ideal, everyone in the office would be so much happier, and you'd be totally smashing those KPIs.
The dream
6. People jumping into bodies of water and subsequently going viral
They'll claim that they were "dared" to do it but they weren't.
They just wanted the attention.